A private beach day with drinks included? Yes. This Puerto Vallarta catamaran experience turns a long cruise into a full day of water time at Playa Chica Locca, plus a Quimixto waterfall option, all with an energetic crew and an easy, all-in vibe.

What I like most is the way it bundles real comfort (shaded lounging, pool time, easy access to the water) with active choices, like snorkeling and paddleboarding, without you needing to plan anything. The main thing to consider is that the atmosphere can be party-loud, so if you want quiet, you’ll need to choose your spots carefully.

My second favorite part is the value: meals plus an open premium bar are built into the day, and the food is more than just snacks that vanish. I also like the guided waterfall experience—especially if you don’t want to figure out routes yourself—while the optional ATV adds an easier path for the steep sections.

One possible drawback: this trip leans fun and loud. Expect music during the day and a high-energy return cruise, so it’s not the calm, low-volume kind of outing.

Key things to know before you go

• Open bar from morning to return: you can expect brand-name pours alongside soft drinks and coffee juices.
• Playa Chica Locca is boat-only remote: it feels like your own beach club with lots of lounging and pool access.
• Water toys are part of the price: snorkeling gear, kayaks, and paddleboards are included.
• Waterfall time has choices: guided hike with a guided service, plus optional ATV for a cash upgrade.
• Time is shared between stops: you get a longer beach-club window, then shorter waterfall and ride-around segments.
• Crew energy is part of the product: names you might recognize include Isaias (Papi Chulo), Guadalupe, Luis, Dana, and Captain Noah.

Price and what you’re actually buying for $135

At $135 per person, you’re paying for more than transportation. You’re buying an all-in day that mixes (1) boat time, (2) a private beach club stop, (3) water activities, and (4) food and drinks. If you’ve ever added up the cost of boat + day pass + rentals + meals, this is the kind of deal that makes sense because so much is bundled.

The big value lever here is that the day includes both meals and alcohol at the open bar level—things that usually cost extra on similar outings. There are also free water toys, so you don’t end up spending more once you’re already there.

If your goal is pure relaxation with no music and no group energy, this may feel like too much. But if you want a full “day on the water” package, it’s priced like one.

Getting on board at Puerto Mágico without the stress

The experience runs out of the Puerto Magico cruise terminal area in Puerto Vallarta, and that matters because you’ll go through a federal port security process. The tour info is clear about a strict no-drug policy, including electronic cigarettes and vapes, plus a possible search for restricted items. Pack like it’s an airport—simple and compliant.

One practical tip from what you’ll see people struggle with: you might be told you need port passes. The tour provides what’s needed for you, so don’t get rushed into extra purchases at check-in. Get your bearings, find the right group, and then focus on the day.

The cruise to Playa Chica Locca: where it starts to feel private

Your first big payoff is the remote beach stop at Playa Chica Locca, which is accessible only by boat. That access restriction is the reason it feels like an escape instead of a public beach with a crowd. You’re not just arriving somewhere—you’re stepping into a beach club setup with service and lounging.

Even in the early cruising stretch, the day has that “you don’t have to think” rhythm: snacks and drinks while the coast views roll by. There’s also a chance for wildlife sightings from the water, including whales in season (especially December to April for humpbacks) and other marine life at other times of year like turtles, dolphins, manta rays, and sea birds.

If you’re the type who gets bored on long rides, this one helps because there’s always something happening: views, conversation, and that steady open bar energy.

Playa Chica Locca time: pool, swim-up bar, and water toys

This is where most of the day’s fun happens. The Playa Chica Locca stop is about 4 hours, and you can use that time in multiple ways, not just one activity. You can lounge under shade, hang on the soft sand, or choose the more active stuff—kayak, paddleboard, snorkel, or swimming.

What I like about this setup is the mix: you’re not forced into one lane. Want to paddleboard for a while, then go back to the infinity pool? That works. Want to swim from the beach access, then cool down in the shade? Also works.

The pool and swim-up bar are a key part of the vibe. Multiple people highlight the comfort of the seating and the pool experience, and at least one review notes the bathroom facilities at the beach club were a pleasant surprise—clean and well kept.

A real-world note: snorkeling quality can depend on conditions. One negative note mentioned rougher, murkier water with rocks. So if snorkeling is your top goal, keep your expectations flexible and treat it as an included bonus rather than a guarantee of clear water.

Food and drink: why this day feels easier than other tours

The day is structured around meals plus nonstop drink availability. You start with breakfast items like fruit, muffins, coffee, and juices. Then you get fresh guacamole and blue corn chips as a snack moment when you arrive at the beach club.

Lunch is a full sit-down style meal: traditional fajitas with chicken or beef, rice and beans, plus tortillas. There are vegetarian and vegan options available, and the tour info also mentions gluten free options if you ask at booking.

For drinks, the open premium bar isn’t vague “beer and soda only.” The listed options include pina coladas and margaritas, beer, wine, tequila, and champagne, plus the non-alcohol basics like water, coffee, juices, sodas, and mineral water. Minimum drinking age is 18.

This matters for value because you’re not nickel-and-diming each drink during the day. It’s also part of why the day feels lively—music, dancing, and a crew that keeps things moving.

Quimixto waterfall option: guided hike plus an ATV shortcut

Next comes the Quimixto part of the experience. The time on this segment is shorter (about 1 hour at Quimixto), but it’s built for an impact: a guided connection to the Quimixto Waterfalls and a chance to cool off in year-round water flows.

You have choices depending on your comfort with walking. The guided approach can mean a trail hike. Based on detailed feedback you’ll see in the real world, the hike can involve steep, uneven sections and requires proper footwear. If you don’t have good shoes, you’ll feel it.

There’s also an ATV option to reach the waterfall area. This is not included; it’s a cash-only add-on. You’ll also need to make the choice in advance through the confirmation options. One review notes ATV is often chosen because it avoids the rougher steep trail, and it can feel safer if you’re traveling in sandals or flip-flops.

A balanced way to think about it:

• If you want scenery, local views, and a more classic “walk to the waterfall” feel, consider the hike.
• If you want to spend more time at the waterfall itself and less time moving over steep terrain, consider the ATV.

Either way, bring sunscreen and expect sun exposure—this is outdoor time in an island/river/jungle setting.

The return cruise to Puerto Vallarta: music, dancing, and wildlife luck

The final segment is about a return ride to Puerto Vallarta, roughly 1 hour. The energy often shifts into “let’s keep it going.” Expect an open bar, music, and dancing on the boat.

This segment is also where wildlife luck can show up again. One detail worth knowing: the chance to see whales and dolphins exists depending on season and conditions. Captain Noah is specifically mentioned for spotting marine life, so if you’re lucky enough to sail with that crew, you might get the extra effort.

If you’re sensitive to loud sound, plan your position on the boat. Some people describe this as party-vibe all day, with little escape from volume. If you can step into shade or a quieter corner, it helps.

Where this tour shines (and where it might not)

This is best for people who want an all-in day. You get a remote beach club feel, plenty of included water activities, a guide for the waterfall option, and meals plus open bar coverage. It’s also great for couples and groups because there’s something to do whether you want action or lounging.

It’s less ideal if you want:

• total quiet time with no music for hours
• top-tier snorkeling reliability (conditions can vary)
• a slow, low-effort itinerary where you never deal with a trail or steep terrain

Seating can also be a factor with bigger groups. One comment mentioned finding enough seats on the way out when the group was larger, even though the boat was comfortable. That’s not a reason to avoid the trip, but it is a reminder to come early and be ready to share space.

Photo and souvenirs: how you’ll remember the day

The tour includes a photo team that captures candid and action images. Photo services are not included in the basic experience, but a digital photo album is shared within 24 hours. If you want the pictures, you can reserve or purchase them after the tour.

This matters because it changes what you need to bring. You don’t have to stage everything. The crew is moving around during the day and you’ll get shots of activities, the beach club, and the waterfall segment.

Who should book this Mega Catamaran Remote Paradise day

I’d book this when you want:

• an all-inclusive day on the water with real food and an open bar
• included water toys rather than paying rentals
• a remote beach club feeling without the hassle of planning
• optional waterfall adventure with a guided approach (and ATV cash option if needed)

I’d think twice if you’re ultra-sensitive to loud music, or if you’re hoping for a super-calm nature hike with long time buffers. The schedule is built to pack multiple experiences into one day.

Should you book it

If you’re the type who likes a packed, high-comfort day—boat ride, remote beach club, water activities, and drinks—this is a strong yes. The $135 price makes sense because meals, included water toys, and the open bar are all part of the same package.

Book it especially if you:

• want the Playa Chica Locca private beach club feel
• like the idea of kayaking/snorkeling/paddleboarding without extra rentals
• will take the waterfall option (hike or ATV) and you’re prepared with sunscreen and good footwear

Skip it or choose another style if you need quiet, guaranteed snorkel clarity, or a low-energy vibe. With music and party momentum built into the day, your comfort depends on where you place yourself and what kind of outing you want.

FAQ

How long is the Mega Catamaran Remote Paradise Beach Adventure?

It runs about 6 hours 30 minutes.

Where does the tour take place?

It’s in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, with the beach club stop and the Quimixto waterfall option accessed by boat.

What’s included in the open bar?

The tour lists a brand-name open bar with water, coffee, juices, sodas, mineral water, plus mixed drinks and alcoholic options like pina coladas, margaritas, beer, wine, tequila, and champagne.

Are water activities included?

Yes. Snorkel equipment, kayaks, paddle boards, and other water toys are included.

Is food included?

Yes. You get breakfast items, snacks (including fresh guacamole and blue corn chips), and lunch (fajitas with chicken or beef, rice and beans, tortillas). Vegan, vegetarian, and gluten free options are available if you request them.

Do I need to pay extra for the ATV or horse ride?

ATV and horse rides are not included, and the tour notes they are cash only. The horse option is mentioned as an ATV alternative, but either way it costs extra.

Is hotel pickup included?

No. Hotel pickup and drop-off are not included.

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